{"id":5337,"date":"2011-12-27T16:36:04","date_gmt":"2011-12-27T15:36:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.willizblog.de\/?p=5337"},"modified":"2011-12-27T16:38:12","modified_gmt":"2011-12-27T15:38:12","slug":"das-schokoladenweihnachtsmanngemetzel-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/willizblog.de\/?p=5337","title":{"rendered":"Das Schokoladenweihnachtsmanngemetzel 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Meine S\u00f6hne, obwohl dem Jugendalter entwachsen, lassen es sich nicht nehmen, in einem schmatzenden Gemetzel ihre zu Nikolaus geschenkten, immerhin 500 Gramm schweren Schokoladenweihnachtsm\u00e4nner an den Weihnachtsabenden zu schlachten und zu verschlingen. Okay, nat\u00fcrlich nicht an einem St\u00fcck. Den n\u00e4chsten Tag w\u00fcrden beide wegen Verstopfung stundenlang die Toiletten besetzen. Aber so peu \u00e0 peu, Tag f\u00fcr Tag am Abend:<\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"4\" cellspacing=\"0\" width=\"100%\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"50%\">\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/www.willizblog.de\/blogpicts\/schokoladengemetzel01.jpg\" alt=\"Das Schokoladenweihnachtsmanngemetzel 2011\" title=\"Das Schokoladenweihnachtsmanngemetzel 2011\" width=\"192\" height=\"264\"><\/td>\n<td width=\"50%\">\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/www.willizblog.de\/blogpicts\/schokoladengemetzel02.jpg\" alt=\"Das Schokoladenweihnachtsmanngemetzel 2011\" title=\"Das Schokoladenweihnachtsmanngemetzel 2011\" width=\"192\" height=\"264\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"100%\" colspan=\"2\">\n<p align=\"center\"><font face=\"Lucida Grande, Lucida Sans Unicode, Verdana, sans-serif\" size=\"2\">Das Schokoladenweihnachtsmanngemetzel 2011<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meine S\u00f6hne, obwohl dem Jugendalter entwachsen, lassen es sich nicht nehmen, in einem schmatzenden Gemetzel ihre zu Nikolaus geschenkten, immerhin 500 Gramm schweren Schokoladenweihnachtsm\u00e4nner an den Weihnachtsabenden zu schlachten und zu verschlingen. Okay, nat\u00fcrlich nicht an einem St\u00fcck. Den n\u00e4chsten Tag w\u00fcrden beide wegen Verstopfung stundenlang die Toiletten besetzen. Aber so peu \u00e0 peu, Tag &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/willizblog.de\/?p=5337\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Das Schokoladenweihnachtsmanngemetzel 2011<\/span> weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[33],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/willizblog.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5337"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/willizblog.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/willizblog.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/willizblog.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/willizblog.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/willizblog.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/willizblog.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/willizblog.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/willizblog.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}