{"id":6070,"date":"2012-06-13T07:46:02","date_gmt":"2012-06-13T06:46:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.willizblog.de\/?p=6070"},"modified":"2012-06-18T11:53:32","modified_gmt":"2012-06-18T10:53:32","slug":"hitler-get-banned-from-all-jethro-tull-shows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/willizblog.de\/?p=6070","title":{"rendered":"Hitler Get Banned From All Jethro Tull Shows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jethro Tull \u2013 <em>This was<\/em> \u2026 Wie angek\u00fcndigt (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.willizblog.de\/?p=6001\" target=\"_blank\">This was \u2026 Jethro Tull (1)<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.willizblog.de\/?p=6030\" target=\"_blank\">This was \u2026 Jethro Tull (2)<\/a>), lege ich Herrn Anderson und seine ehemalige Gruppe erst einmal auf Eis. Heute m\u00f6chte ich mich mit einem Video zu diesem Thema \u201averabschieden\u2019. Vielleicht kennt Ihr es ja bereits. Ich gebe zu, dass es eigentlich ziemlich \u00e4tzend ist, aber auch ganz witzig. Mein Sarkasmus bl\u00fcht (am besten, man schaltet den Ton ab und genie\u00dft Bild samt Untertiteln):<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rnWx8iDwVUs\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\nHitler Get Banned From All Jethro Tull Shows<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Sir, Jethro Tull is playing tonight at the Bertchesgarden theater right outside of Berlin<br \/>\n&#8211; Here \u2026<br \/>\n&#8211; The band is staying at that same small hotel that you stayed in last year<br \/>\n&#8211; Right across from the theater right \u2026<br \/>\n&#8211; Here \u2026<br \/>\n&#8211; AH: Good. Get me my hotel confirmation, my front row center ticket and my yellow shorts.<br \/>\n&#8211; Mien Fuhrer \u2026<br \/>\n&#8211; Ian Anderson said you are a stalker<br \/>\n&#8211; He said you must \u201cfuck off\u201d.<br \/>\n&#8211; AH: All those who do not have the 43-minute version of \u201cThick As aBrick\u201d on their I-Pods, get out.<br \/>\n&#8211; AH: Who the hell does he think he is?<br \/>\n&#8211; AH: He hasn\u2019t written a ney song in thirty years!<br \/>\n&#8211; AH: That FUCKER should be grateful that anyone buys a ticket to his lousy shows.<br \/>\n&#8211; AH: Who else cares about fucking Cross-Eyed Mary?<br \/>\n&#8211; AH: I go to three hundred and eighty-four shows!<br \/>\n&#8211; AH: I drag my friends halfway across Europe to see Tull and this is the thanks I get?<br \/>\n&#8211; AH: He makes me look like the world\u2019s biggest douchebag!<br \/>\n&#8211; Martin and the crew still like you!<br \/>\n&#8211; AH: Screw Martin an the crew! It\u2019s always been Ian\u2019s band!!!<br \/>\n&#8211; Mien Fuhrer, it\u2019s just that Ian says your yellow shorts make him puke.<br \/>\n&#8211; AH: Puke? What makes ME puke is listening to \u201cAqualung\u201d for the ten thousandrh fucking time!<br \/>\n&#8211; AH: Fucking Aqualung\u2026<br \/>\n&#8211; AH: What makes ME puke is seeing that old coot up on stage playing the flute!<\/p>\n<p>[\u2026]<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; AH: Go out and buy me some Who tickets and send Ian this e-mail:<br \/>\n&#8211; AH: \u201cYou can kiss my black ass on the <a href=\"https:\/\/de.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jay_Leno\" target=\"_blank\">Jay Leno show<\/a>, you bald, pompous cocksucker. Thanks for the memories and go fuck yourself.\u201d<br \/>\n&#8211; (AH:) Stupid old dick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jethro Tull \u2013 This was \u2026 Wie angek\u00fcndigt (This was \u2026 Jethro Tull (1) &#8211; This was \u2026 Jethro Tull (2)), lege ich Herrn Anderson und seine ehemalige Gruppe erst einmal auf Eis. Heute m\u00f6chte ich mich mit einem Video zu diesem Thema \u201averabschieden\u2019. Vielleicht kennt Ihr es ja bereits. Ich gebe zu, dass es &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/willizblog.de\/?p=6070\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hitler Get Banned From All Jethro Tull Shows<\/span> weiterlesen <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/willizblog.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6070"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/willizblog.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/willizblog.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/willizblog.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/willizblog.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6070"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/willizblog.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6070\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/willizblog.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/willizblog.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/willizblog.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}