Jethro Tull – This was … Wie angekündigt (This was … Jethro Tull (1) – This was … Jethro Tull (2)), lege ich Herrn Anderson und seine ehemalige Gruppe erst einmal auf Eis. Heute möchte ich mich mit einem Video zu diesem Thema ‚verabschieden’. Vielleicht kennt Ihr es ja bereits. Ich gebe zu, dass es eigentlich ziemlich ätzend ist, aber auch ganz witzig. Mein Sarkasmus blüht (am besten, man schaltet den Ton ab und genießt Bild samt Untertiteln):

Hitler Get Banned From All Jethro Tull Shows

– Sir, Jethro Tull is playing tonight at the Bertchesgarden theater right outside of Berlin
– Here …
– The band is staying at that same small hotel that you stayed in last year
– Right across from the theater right …
– Here …
– AH: Good. Get me my hotel confirmation, my front row center ticket and my yellow shorts.
– Mien Fuhrer …
– Ian Anderson said you are a stalker
– He said you must “fuck off”.
– AH: All those who do not have the 43-minute version of “Thick As aBrick” on their I-Pods, get out.
– AH: Who the hell does he think he is?
– AH: He hasn’t written a ney song in thirty years!
– AH: That FUCKER should be grateful that anyone buys a ticket to his lousy shows.
– AH: Who else cares about fucking Cross-Eyed Mary?
– AH: I go to three hundred and eighty-four shows!
– AH: I drag my friends halfway across Europe to see Tull and this is the thanks I get?
– AH: He makes me look like the world’s biggest douchebag!
– Martin and the crew still like you!
– AH: Screw Martin an the crew! It’s always been Ian’s band!!!
– Mien Fuhrer, it’s just that Ian says your yellow shorts make him puke.
– AH: Puke? What makes ME puke is listening to “Aqualung” for the ten thousandrh fucking time!
– AH: Fucking Aqualung…
– AH: What makes ME puke is seeing that old coot up on stage playing the flute!

[…]

– AH: Go out and buy me some Who tickets and send Ian this e-mail:
– AH: “You can kiss my black ass on the Jay Leno show, you bald, pompous cocksucker. Thanks for the memories and go fuck yourself.”
– (AH:) Stupid old dick.